A new book has revealed Downing Street aides traded bogus secrets for SEX with undercover Russian and Chinese ‘honey-trap’ spies That’s right, sex spies are a thing, and everything James Bond has taught you about how the english deal with them is true.

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Advisers to former prime minister Gordon Brown tricked attractive women into thinking they were stealing sensitive information by preparing fake phones and intelligence files as ‘dangles’ in their rooms. It allowed them to take advantage of the ‘beautiful posse of Chinese girls and Russian blondes’ who seduced aides from foreign governments before stealing confidential information when they slept.

This actually came as a counter measure, after one of their own had actually lost sensitive information to a sex spy in Shanghai. They then saw the opportunity to pass on false information to foreign intelligence, and took one for the team by bedding the posse of Chinese and Russian women who target them.

Unfortunately before the operations really pick up speed, the aides were cockblocked by MI6 themselves, who feared that their amateurish deceptions might get in the way of actual British spy plans. Whether or not MI6 have taken over bedding the sex spies is unconfirmed.

chinese posters against foreign menSex spies it seems are a real threat to governments around the world. It’s not only the British who have to be on their toes. China recently released the “Dangerous Love” campaign  warning female workers not to be tricked by foreign men in case they were spies.

Full story here

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  • NeilW

    Honey trap secrets – no surprises here. It illustrates what a strong primal urge sex is, and how easily it overpowers any number of “moral” limitations people may think they have imposed on themselves. Who can be confident that they would say “No” if presented with sex with a hot chick on a plate? Or a sofa. Or a divan. Or in a van. Speaking of which….

    Van man sex vouchers – what a smoothie! Maybe it’s like scam emails, a mass assault with a small expectation of success – if you have a 1% hit rate then it’s worth printing the flyers. I can’t imagine who would be persuaded by the flyer, though.

    Porn in political dirty tricks – again, I’m not particularly surprised. It’s merely using modern tech to smear, previous attempted via the media and word of mouth. Hooray, we can now do it on Facebook. The internet has good and bad sides.

    GoT causing porn drop-off – can’t say I’m too surprised at this, either. The thing about porn is that it’s accessible 24/7 and, notwithstanding the fact that there are all sorts of catch-up mechanisms available for TV, people will still tend to watch at the scheduled transmission times. Hence you watch GoT and then have a wank afterwards (maybe continuing from during, who knows? I gather there are raunchy bits, I tend not to watch series because I miss episodes and then get lost.

  • NeilW

    Honey trap secrets – no surprises here. It illustrates what a strong primal urge sex is, and how easily it overpowers any number of “moral” limitations people may think they have imposed on themselves. Who can be confident that they would say “No” if presented with sex with a hot chick on a plate? Or a sofa. Or a divan. Or in a van. Speaking of which….

    Van man sex vouchers – what a smoothie! Maybe it’s like scam emails, a mass assault with a small expectation of success – if you have a 1% hit rate then it’s worth printing the flyers. I can’t imagine who would be persuaded by the flyer, though.

    Porn in political dirty tricks – again, I’m not particularly surprised. It’s merely using modern tech to smear, previous attempted via the media and word of mouth. Hooray, we can now do it on Facebook. The internet has good and bad sides.

    GoT causing porn drop-off – can’t say I’m too surprised at this, either. The thing about porn is that it’s accessible 24/7 and, notwithstanding the fact that there are all sorts of catch-up mechanisms available for TV, people will still tend to watch at the scheduled transmission times. Hence you watch GoT and then have a wank afterwards (maybe continuing from during, who knows? I gather there are raunchy bits, I tend not to watch series because I miss episodes and then get lost.