Pornography actor opens up ‘Porn University’

Rocco Siffred the “Italian Stallion” has started a porn school/ reality TV series, and he never even sent me the prospectus. I probably wouldn’t have lasted the first term. I hope that it gets given an english dub, as I would really like to watch the series which seems to be in Italian. We’ll see if it takes off and if Rocco plans on opening up another Porn University in the future, perhaps in America?

Sheffield University students to take module in masturbation

Now this is a course I feel I could pass with flying colours, if they accept videos for my final essay of course. I would also like to know how they test you at the end of the year, perhaps a multiple choice on solo sexual positions?

‘Butt dials’ straining 911 emergency systems

I had always thought that America used 911 instead of 999 because they wanted to stop accidental dialling, but it seems that everyone’s buttocks has conned onto the fact and have now evolved to adapt to this counter measure. I personally blame twerking. On the other hand, twerking is great because it gives us videos like this one, which I find simply hypnotising.

Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not Have Sex With Him

I suppose that butt dialling by accident is better than calling on purpose with requests such as “My girlfriend won’t have sex with me!” I can’t imagine how police handle such requests. There are also great instances such as the recording of a young child who call 911 because they need help with their maths homework. The dispatcher then tries to help them with their maths homework. You can listen to that here. Do you guys have a favourite dispatch call?