Germany have made it illegal to sell erotic e-books before 10pm

Normal erotic books have the same law, and now Germany has applied this 10pm-6am restriction on e-books. I’m not sure how they will tackle international sales, or any online sales though! It makes me want to buy german e-books before 10pm though, but I’m not much of a rule breaker so I might just get one at the lawful time but read it in the daytime (gasp!).

Osama Bin Laden’s porn stash will remain classified

I imagine this choice is for the safety of any porn stars staring in the porn stash the CIA have. That or it’s super duper awesome porn that they want to keep to themselves. Part of me is surprised that Osama Bin Laden actually had a porn stash, but then I guess everyone masturbates. I’m also much more curious as to what he beat the badger to now that Osama Bin landen’s porn stash will remain classified.

 

Farah Ann Abdul Hadi gymnast

Farah Ann Abdul Hadi, gymnast, accused of showing the shape of her vagina

Farah Ann Abdul Hadi won 6 medals in the recent South East Asia games, but has come under attack from muslims in Malaysia, where she is from, for wearing a leotard because it shows off parts of her body that she shouldn’t. Especially mentioned is the fact you can see the shape of her vagina. I had a closer look at some photos and I couldn’t make out the shape at all. Maybe she should enter it into the Vagina Contest?

World’s first prettiest vagina contest

You can now submit and vote for who you think has the world’s prettiest vagina. I’m thinking of entering myself, but I don’t have the confidence to win, I’ve looked and there are some really pretty vaginas on there! I also loved the ham demonstration of what a vagina looks like. Who would you vote for?

  • NeilW

    OK, I have to display my pedantry here. It’s very unusual porn where we get to see more than a smidgin of the vagina – what we see most of is the vulva. The vagina is the inside bit, the vulva is what you see when the lady is upended for the gynaecologist ie. the labiae and clitoris (I’m using the latin words for the female bits, bearing in mind that Harriet has a leaning towards using the proper term for the male bit).
    Cleverdick mode – off. By all means have a prettiest vulva competition, and let’s call it Prettiest Vagina Competition, there’s no point in my swimming against the tide. And if you don’t enter yourself, Harriet, I will (I don’t believe I’ve ever complimented anyone on the prettiness of their vulva before, so there’s a first!).
    The ham demonstration? What’s that?
    Bin Laden’s porn? I can live without the details, and I’m not surprised at the theosophical hypocrisy.
    And I don’t imagine I’m very likely to buy any erotic German ebooks in the near future, so I don’t have much an opinion. Your points on international sales etc. are well made, though.

    Miss Hadi – all I can see is gusset (I’m trying to resist cracking a joke trying to link cameltoe and Bin Laden or, more accurately, I’m failing to think of one). The world would be a better place if we could look at breasts and genitalia and appreciate them for their beauty without guilt and shame, rather than regard them as secret and sinful. Someone around here is doing a pretty good job of teaching that lesson. And it’s not me, I’m still learning.

    • NeilW

      To clarify – If you don’t enter yourself in the Prettiest Vagina Competition, I will enter you in the Prettiest Vagina Competition. I will not enter myself in the Prettiest Vagina Competition, because I do not have a vagina. There are further doubles entendres which I do not propose to explore.

      • Harriet Sugarcookie

        I think I will enter, but I need to compose a good photo first! Need lighting and…a photographer! XD

        • NeilW

          I suspect that the volunteers will be forming a queue out of the door, along the pavement, round the corner….

  • ForsakenDarkness

    Go for it you have a damn fine vagina ~_^